Wow! I missed a few weeks there! I'll make up for it with perhaps the greatest doink of all time! Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the man...Giraffe...Frog...Thing that single handedly killed Star Wars: JAR JAR BINKS (help)!!!!!!! Considered perhaps the greatest doink in the universe, Jar Jar Binks was first introduced in Star Wars Episode 1. He was a native of a planet being invaded and was saved (Much to my dissmay) by Qui Gon Jin (Jedi master to Obi-Wan). Through out the entire movie he does absolutely NOTHING HELPFULL! Annoying personality. Jar Jar is a clumsy mutant with no brain. The only thing he knows how to do is make wierd noises and F!@# things up for all the other charicters. He constantly trips and knocks people over, fails at fighting, and acts like a moron. Every time he opens his mouth he spews some wierd, meaningless phrase that only serves to further your headache. He says absolutely nothing intelegent throughout the movie. He's supposed to be quirky and charming, but it all just comes outr as annoying. Brainless and clumsy, the best way to fight anyone with him, is to ask him to switch sides, they'll be running for mommy in five minutes flat. Annoying sittuations. The first would be him living through the fight. The second of course was when he had to take the Jedi to his people's secret city, since he knew where it was, this just keeps him in the story longer. The instant they enter the city, the guards recognize him and have him arrested (Thank god). Using mind tricks they convince them to give them a submarine and leave, but they need a navigator so they have to take *sigh* Jar Jar. But apart from screaming his ass of through out the whole trip he doesnt even tell them to take a left turn at albuquerque! So he was just flat out useless! Just leave him in the clink! Afterwards, they leave the planet and he does nothing but spew annoying one liers until they come back. Once here some moron put's him in charge of the Alien armed forces...Y'know, Gomer Pile is starting to look like freaking Eisenhower right about now! So we go through a huge fight scene in which he trips, prat falls, and lucky shots his way to victory, driving us all crazy the whole way. Need I say more? As for bogging down the main charictors, he's a nussance, he causes accidents by blinking, and is a worse soldier than a three year old playing Halo! Moving on.
And now the last catagory, could the series go on without him. If you said no, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!?!!? THIS LITTLE MORON KILLED STAR WARS FROM THE FIRST FRAME HE WAS IN!!! Replace him with a mindless, flat, boring, similar charicter, and star wars might have lived! He's like an STD. Avoid it, or Star Wars will never be the same.
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