Well folks here's one hell of a Doink! Adam Malkovich is a character in the newest Metroid game. Though he did appear as a machine in Metroid fusion, he didn't Doinkify himself until Other M. His annoying personality is very blatent. He's the head of a squad of marines that appear on the vessel that samus is sent to investigate, And appearently samus and malkovich have some issues in the past. The basic versiobn is he's as moody as possible and never pulls the foot long stick out of his butt that samus appearently stuck there, he whines and mopes almost as much as Samus in this game. As for annoying situations, apart from being biased against samus, who is clearly more capable than all of his marines put toogether, he is technically in charge of her. Samus doesn't take orders from Doinks like him! Apart from that he almost never even get's in on the action, he just sits on the sidelines at the control center barking orders! As for bogging the main harictors down whoooo boy is this one a doozy! In the game, You often encounter obsticals that you can't pass without some form of new powerup, which is standard in the series. But instead of going around collecting them, in this game you have all of them, but Adam won't authorize you to use most of them! WHAT THE FRAK!!!! IF ANYONE SAYS THAT KIND OF CRAP TO SAMUS SHE BLOWS HIS FRELLING HEAD OFF!!!!! And to make it worse, Samus is constantly moaning over how awesome he is and how much she wants to hit that! I'm convinced folks! This game is the next Twilight book, not metroid, so will someone convinve Edward here to zark off! And the final nail on the coffin: Could the game go on without him? YES!!!!! His stupid romance subplot blows! You should just lose all your powerups and have to find them again like in the other metroid games! Sure that's BS but it's the lesser of the two evils! Botom line, Soem one stick a steak through this guy, he's our Doink of the week!
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